{"product_id":"selopa-the-colonel","title":"Selopa THE COLONEL","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFriendly, satisfying and completely in your control.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSometimes you want a plug that feels welcoming from the very first moment — and this chunky, bulbous design delivers exactly that. The tapered round tip eases in gently while the satisfying girth fills you completely, and ten functions of powerful vibration keep things interesting for as long as you want.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eUse the button on the base or hand the remote to a partner and let them take over from across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/strong\u003e Anyone who wants a comfortable, confidence-building plug with remote control capability. Perfect for solo wear or partnered play where someone else holds the power.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it feels like\u003c\/strong\u003e A smooth, friendly entry that quickly gives way to a satisfying fullness — warm, comfortable and alive with vibration that you feel throughout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it's better\u003c\/strong\u003e The wide safety base doubles as a one-button control panel, making this one of the easiest plugs to operate solo — no awkward reaching, no interruptions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it's worth it\u003c\/strong\u003e Ten vibration functions, wireless remote, fully waterproof and USB rechargeable. Comfortable, capable and great value.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBulbous shape with tapered tip for smooth, comfortable entry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3 speeds and 7 vibration patterns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWireless remote — 9 metre range\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWide safety base with built-in button control\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFully waterproof — easy to clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUSB rechargeable — cable included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBody-safe silicone — phthalate and latex free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColour:\u003c\/strong\u003e Green | \u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Screaming O\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Selopa","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":52958561271919,"sku":"SL-RS-4226-2","price":73.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7521\/8287\/files\/3_sl-rs-4226-2_8ea7d82f-4da5-4246-a240-56dbb202ac51.jpg?v=1776300714","url":"https:\/\/adultvibes.com.au\/products\/selopa-the-colonel","provider":"AdultVibes.com.au","version":"1.0","type":"link"}