{"product_id":"evolved-mighty-thick","title":"Evolved Mighty Thick","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall but absolutely not subtle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDon't be fooled by the size. This thick, girthy bullet packs a motor that means serious business — nine speeds that start with a gentle, teasing pulse and build all the way to a hand-shaking intensity that takes no prisoners. The unusual thickness delivers a satisfying, robust feel whether you're using it internally or externally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDiscreet enough to slip into any drawer. Powerful enough to make sure you come back for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/strong\u003e Anyone who wants maximum power in a compact, no-fuss package. Perfect for those who find standard bullets underpowered and want something with real presence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it feels like\u003c\/strong\u003e The girthy body delivers broader, more enveloping contact than a slim bullet — you feel the vibration across a wider area, more intensely and more satisfyingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it's better\u003c\/strong\u003e Most bullets are slim and focused. This one is thick and all-encompassing — the extra girth means more surface contact and deeper, more resonant vibration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it's worth it\u003c\/strong\u003e Nine powerful speeds, full waterproofing and magnetic recharging in a discreet, pocketable size. Serious power without the serious price tag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnusually thick girthy body for enhanced sensation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e9 robust vibrating speeds and functions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFully submersible — bath and shower safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSmooth matte ABS finish — silky against skin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSimple one-button control\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMagnetic USB rechargeable — cable included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePhthalate and latex free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColour:\u003c\/strong\u003e Burgundy Red | \u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Screaming O\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Evolved","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":52905526132847,"sku":"EN-RS-7624-2","price":58.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7521\/8287\/files\/3_en-rs-7624-2_c69f46f6-9226-4863-8a9d-3ebac1c6736c.jpg?v=1775529442","url":"https:\/\/adultvibes.com.au\/products\/evolved-mighty-thick","provider":"AdultVibes.com.au","version":"1.0","type":"link"}